Grimm's Fairy Tale -as told by P(Sept. 22/2009)

Once upon a time, there was a donkey and he had a master.
Now, he was too old and his master didn't like him anymore,
and then he can only sit sit by the fire.
Now, he wanted to be magician so he walked.
And soon he met a cat sitting on a roof.
It was meowing and then the donkey said,
"Little Cat, don't cry. Why don't you come with me to be a magician?"
So they walked. They hadn't been long before they met a dog.
And he was looking around. And the donkey said,
"Why don't you come with me and be a magician?"
So the dog agreed to go with them. So they walked.
And soon they met a rooster sitting on a roof.
"Cockarookoo!"
"Well," said the donkey, "that is a good one."
So the donkey talked to the rooster. He said,
"Why don't you come with me and be a magician."
The rooster said "Okay." So they walked.
And soon they went to a house. And the rooster said to the donkey,
"What do you see?"
"What do I see?" "It is a group of robbers."
So, the donkey crept his four feet in the window.
The cat stood on his head.
And the dog went on cat's back.
And the rooster went on the dog's head.
And they all made a noise which the robbers scared and ran out of the house and ran into the forest.
So the magicians got in and they ate as they would be very hungry.
And they all made their sleeping place.
The donkey crept under the bed.
And the cat went under the table.
And the dog went under the shelf.
And soon they all fell asleep.
Meanwhile, the robbers outside were near the house. And they went back to their house.
And they opened the door, and got the match.
And they lighted the candle up but the cat heard it.
So she made a noise, and scratched the robbers legs.
So he went behind the door but the donkey gave a big bounce.
And the robbers got to the backyard but the rooster put his feet on the robbers head.
And he ran out to the captain and said,
"There's a dreadful monster in the house! And he spat and scratch me.
Behind the door, there was a man with a knife. And he hurt me.
And then in the yard, there was a monster and he hurt me with its sword."
So we shall never ever go back again. And they never did.
But the four magicians were really happy.
And then the house was turned into their house.

The END.